Reasons To Date A Psychologist

Reasons to date a psychologist

"1- We always guess what you want for your birthday/Christmas/valentines day without talking.

 2- We can read body language (quite useful sometimes). ( Mesmo muito útil =P)

 3- We can guess when  someone is lying to you (unless the other person is a  
psychologist
as well).

 4- You can always talk about sex with us, we are used to it.  (Comprovo!! E há lá melhor tema de conversa!! ahah)

 5- Male psychologists are used to live among women so you don´t have to bother about "the non-understanding" about women nature/mind.We know how to translate it (and we do it so well)!.

 6- We are human as well, so we do have problems that we, as well, don´t know how to solve them.

 7- We know when to talk and when to shut our mouth (usefull one), we valuate silence.

 8- We know how to act when surrounded by thousands of women without mouth watering, so you should know that when you´re dating a psychologist , he´ll be loyal and never look to another girl (unless it´s Jessica Alba).

 9- Psychologists are legends, the others are just statistics.

 10- Want to grow a healthy family?Marry a psychologist.

 11-Psychologists are good cookers, we know how to make vegetables happy.

 No, we are not ALWAYS reading your mind (just sometimes).And yes, we are good people!"

* Claro que isto tinha que vir de um grupo criado no facebook lol... ao criador os meus parabéns! ahah